Stupid, Some Are
Police in Janesville, Wisc., responded to a report of an armed robber at the Ramada Inn hotel. Witnesses pointed to the suspect: a man wearing a Star Wars Stormtrooper costume. But he wasn’t trying to rob the place; he was a vendor at a science fiction convention, which is held annually at the hotel. “Apparently some people who saw him felt there was a threat,” a police spokesman said. (Janesville Gazette) ...These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
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