This School Stinks
A sixth-grader at Warsaw Middle School in Pittsfield, Maine, was suspended after swinging a dead skunk at other students as he walked to school. “I got four or five phone calls from upset parents,” said vice principal Gregory Kane. By the time the boy got to school, “His clothes were ruined. He stunk,” said a police officer called in by school officials, and “the school reeked.” The skunk remained “intact” all the way to school. Two parents want the boy charged with disorderly conduct. (Bangor Daily News) ...Though it’s not so much dis-order as it was dat-odor.
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