He’s Making a List
As an employee arrived for work at a bank in Westlock, Alta., Canada, she noticed a man dressed as Santa standing at the ATM. When she unlocked the door, the man pulled a pistol and forced his way inside. The woman managed to escape and the man ran off without getting any money. Police got a good look at the suspect from surveillance tapes. “It looks pretty much like Santa Claus,” said an RCMP spokesman. (Edmonton Journal) ...Don’t worry, kids, that wasn’t the Real Santa Claus — he’s ...um... one of his helpers.
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