I Don’t Get No Respect
A woman was waiting for a bus in St. Paul, Minn., when a man suddenly screamed at her, “Why don’t you show me some respect?” The terrified 59-year-old woman immediately grabbed her cell phone to call police, at which point the man hit her. A bystander then jumped to the woman’s defense, and the assailant hit him with a folder and ran off. Police looked in the folder and found it belonged to Justin John Boudin, 27. It contained his homework — for the anger management class he was heading for on the bus. He has pleaded guilty to assault. (St. Paul Pioneer Press) ...He doesn’t need an anger management class, he needs an anger management master’s degree.
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