Would Rather Think About Baseball
During a football game at the University of Wisconsin in Madison, a campus police officer was stopped by a fan to ask if he could do anything about a couple having sex in the ladies room. “They’re going at it pretty good,” she complained. The officer went in and sure enough, the couple was just finishing up. The woman was trying to pull up her pants, but “she was unsuccessful in the attempt because her pants were inside out,” officer Gerard Pehler reported. As the couple were taken to the police station, he added, “the guy says [to his partner], ‘By the way, what is your name?’” Because of their arrest on disorderly conduct charges, the couple missed the end of the game, where the Badgers beat Washington State 42 to 21. (Madison Capital Times) ...That’s not the score they were interested in.
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