What, No Tip?
A restaurant owner in Calais, Maine, was suspicious when a diner said he was having a heart attack. The man hadn’t shown any difficulty before his bill arrived, so the restaurateur called an ambulance and the police. Elias I. Elias, 54, “has 18 convictions” for similar thefts, said the Washington County District Attorney. Elias’s court-appointed counsel, Jeffrey Davidson, explained his client’s motivation this way: “Even if he didn’t have dignity, he wanted to feel like he did.” Elias was sentenced to 90 days in jail. (Bangor Daily News) ...And, as usual, someone else is picking up the tab.
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