Wedlock
Sheriff deputies were called out to a wedding in Lawrence, Kan., after a stunt went awry. An off-duty police officer who was a guest at the wedding had handcuffed the couple together as a joke — and then realized he didn’t have the key. “We came and unhandcuffed the bride and groom,” a sheriff’s spokeswoman said, adding “We didn’t take a report because there was no criminal act.” (Lawrence Journal-World) ...Not to mention it’s not all that unusual, except normally they’re called in to do it the morning after.
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