Crawling
Suspicious Customs officials at Heathrow Airport in London, England, decided to search the baggage of a passenger arriving from Lagos, Nigeria. They found 104 kg (229 lbs) of snails in her baggage. Surat Anibaba, 42, was arrested and charged with importing prohibited foodstuffs. (London Times) ...What tipped them off? “She was moving slower than even we can go,” a baggage handler said.
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