Hard Boiled Criminal
“He was kidnaped,” says Diana Fuller of Indian Shores, Fla. “We’re waiting for a ransom demand.” She’s not talking about her son, but rather a 3-foot tall, 60-pound bronzed statue of Humpty Dumpty that sat on her garden wall. Fuller and her husband paid $5,112 for the statue, and someone unbolted it from the wall and ran off with it. “There’s always one bad egg who spoils it for everyone else,” she said. (St. Petersburg Times) ...Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall / Now his kidnaper’s in for the fall.
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